Monday, August 15, 2011

Mushrooms vs magic shrooms?

The other night I was poking around in my brothers bedroom when I noticed a worn out old wooden box. Being the curious person I am I opened it without any hesitation. To my surprise I found some blue mushrooms. As I inspected them closer curiousity got the better of me once again. At first I started to smell them which soon turned into tasting them. As I chewed on some I started to panic. "What if they're poisonous?" I worried. My worries were soon over shadowed by feelings of joy. As I layed down on my brothers bed I looked toward the window and saw a rainbow of colors. My attention quickly turned to the old TV.. the colors on the screen morphed onto the table then down to the floor like a magical waterfall. I started to laugh in my crazed state. By then I was starting to feel a little thirsty so I went into the kitchen. As I poured a gl of water the liquid seemed to shimmer like a million diamonds right before my very eyes. I walked toward the bathroom and started to flush the toilet. The sound was like nothing i'd heard. A million bulls galloping toward me. I started to panic. The toilet bowl quickly transformed itself into a swirling rainbow twister. Blue, red, green, yellow all the colors of the rainbow. Beautiful but deadly. They wanted to swallow me. I quickly retrieved my hidden gun and started to shoot. I have come to warn all that read this.. beware of the mushrooms.

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